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YOU GUYS. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE.
Merry fucking whatever you celebrate, this is my winter gift to you, this tumblr is fucking magical.
I was trying really hard and being super careful while playing the needle part in Dead Space 2. Going so slow, but Isaac’s eye jolted to the side at the very last second and I ended up with the gruesome death scene on my flatscreen tv and I had to shield my eyes. It was so bad I started crying. Second time I got it but I’m going to have to go through it again later because I didn’t want to deal with the regenerating necro, so I shut the game off.
If you’re talking brutal death scenes, then Let’s talk about the reboot of Tomb Raider. Holy crap the things that game did to Lara.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
oh my god
Can we just stop and talk about this for a minute?
Thresh doesn’t make an alliance. Thresh doesn’t waste time liking her. Thresh knows that either he must kill her or she must kill him for one of them to win.
But this is the only way he can repay her for protecting Rue when he couldn’t. It’s the only way he can repay her for honoring Rue when he couldn’t. He honors her by sparing her friend, the girl who would have died for her.
The revolution really doesn’t start with Katniss.
It starts with Rue.
SOMEBODY FINALLY SAID IT
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, VIC, BUT YOU’RE GOING TO LOSE A LIMB IF YOU DO THAT
do it vic,
don’t be a pussy vic
seek the truth, Vic
I bet he paid an arm and a leg for all that chalk
Who you bringing back that’s worth an arm?
do it for the vine, vic
yes vic, come to me u mere mortal