Finding a vegan dog bone is proving difficult -_-
Because dogs are carnivores, with identical digestive systems to wolves. There is no such thing as “vegan bone.”
Hint: plants don’t have bones.
god fucking damnit stop feeding your dog fucking garbage or get a fucking rabbit if you must have a ~vegan pet~
lmao vegan dog bone
A stick. The item you’re searching for is a stick.
bolding above comment because I laughed right the fuck out loud
Vegan dog owners…sigh…
Of course there’s a gif for that
Thank god It’s not a supernatural gif
Followers. Do your thing.I…I think you just found our weakness.
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"Rule number one of the shinobi guidelines is the most important, most fundamental rule of being a shinobi. It’s one that every shinobi needs to know and abide by in order to succeed, and it’s the first thing I teach my students each year.”
“'Don't fuck your shadow clones.'"
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
Story time kids!
So this one time (I work at Domino’s pizza) this rather unpleasant, pasty, rotund woman walks in and orders five pizzas. That’s a moderately large order, so we get her to pay first, we double check the order, everything is in order, nothing’s wrong.
Buuut, when she gets the order, she starts whinging about how one of the pizzas was missing the sauce swirl on top. (Several of our pizzas come with sauces on top, such as the peri peri pizzas getting peri peri sauce on top). So, we offer to replace it for free. However, she says “No I gotta get home they’re all hungry so I expect you to deliver it to me for free.”
And, you know, we were all a little miffed, but we did it, cos that’s what we have to do. However, she actually had the gall to expect us to replace all of her pizzas for free. Like, no. We replace the one that was wrong and that’s all you get.
Lo and behold, when the single solitary pizza arrives, she calls up a few minutes later (Joy of all joys, I was the one who handled this phone call) and started bitching at me about how “I’m trying to be nice but you people just keep fucking it up I was supposed to get all of the pizzas by delivery and she’d only gotten one. (She took all of the other five home by the way, including the screwed up one). So I try to rationalise, saying “I’m sorry, we only actually replace the one that was incorrect, the others were perfectly fine” and she starts screeching about getting the manager.
End of the story, we delivered all of the other four pizzas to her, along with a refund, so she got ten fucking pizzas for free. I abhor the rule of “the customer is always right” because sometimes they’re just not.
Want more? I have HEAPS more.
This lady called up one time and tried to order three pizzas. I think I can remember the specific pizzas actually, there was a BBQ Meatlovers, a Hawaiian, and one of our premium pizzas ($2.95 surcharge), and she gave me the code for a combo of three pizzas plus a garlic bread and a large drink for $29.95. However, when I told her the price ($32.90 with the premium surcharge) she started getting all self-entitled saying “No, it’s 29.95. That’s what the voucher says.” And I was being all polite going, “Yes, it did decrease the price quite significantly, however you have ordered one of our premium pizzas and that has a surcharge-” “No, this voucher says it applies to ALL pizzas. ALL pizzas on the menu. There is NO surcharge, it is 29.95.” And I’m just thinking, ‘EXCUSE ME LADY, I’M THE ONE STANDING AT THE COMPUTER TELLING YOU WHAT IT’S TELLING ME. THERE IS A SURCHARGE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT AND I DON’T HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO CHANGE IT.’
When I politely told her (no idea how I was keeping my cool) that “I’m sorry, it should say it on the bottom of the voucher, but I can’t change it” she just scoffed and said “Fine, I’ll do that $4.95 cheaper Tuesday thing.”
I almost didn’t have the heart to tell her that it only applied to the Hawaiian, so it really didn’t make it that much cheaper. But I did. The second I did, she just yelled at me to put on a manager. I was so furious when I handed the phone off and went back to cutting pizzas that I almost started cutting the boxes as well as the pizzas. And still the bitch-lady got her way. You have the right to defend yourself, but sometimes you customers need to accept that sometimes we actually do occasionally know what we’re fucking talking about. We don’t do it to piss you off.