“Listen, girl. You and I have just met. And this may seem insane. But here is the number required for my ‘cell phone’. Call me, perhaps? Or I shall be out this door, and you will be forced to give chase.”
(Source: logs.Omegle.com)
Reblog this or send me an ask with a character name and I’ll give you their story!
Thats why you picked the pumpkin, isnt it?
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. JacksonBefore you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this
Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep
I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things
I don’t know the Avengers DON’T KILL ME but this is great, dear goodness.
Someone PLEASE draw Thor tucked into bed while Nick sits next to him and reads this. PLEASE.
OR Nick reading it to Loki while he’s in the prison.
(Source: theguidinglight)
Well crap…hjat:
“as frustrated as they ever were”
My life is now limited to your masochist show, no social life and barely talk to anyone, HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN BE MORE FRUSTRATED????
Ohhh Moffat
Do you think it’s going to be like the Hangover and Sherlock and John wake up after a night of hardcore partying with Lestrade and then they’re like “NO! WE LOST MYCROFT!” and that’s the cliffhanger. that’s it. for like four years.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
- CLIMAX
- AS FRUSTRATED AS WE EVER WERE
THIS MEANS LIKE A JOHNLOCK SEX SCENE RIGHT
I can see it now: John leans over and kisses Sherlock, “I love you.” Sherlock sits stunned, until John asks. “Do you love meas well?” And Just as Sherlock starts to answer, “I—” The screen goes black. Credits roll.
actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
This makes me never want to eat a donut again.
Fuck that- I’d just eat the donut
NO. No. No. No. No no.
(Source: hellomynameissteph)
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Oh my god.
NEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEVER YOU AAAAAAAAAAAARE
does anyone even remember this ldkfa;ksdf

(Source: megustaonceler)